Dalton’s new girlfriend is thin, brunette, and childishly earnest. She’s nothing like me at all. Though, this morning I went to Aveda for a cut and color (warm hazelnut, nice, I guess) and a toluene-free mani-pedi. And, I picked up a new pullover. It’s plain and painfully expensive. You know that boutique where the sweaters are displayed one-by-one like pastries in a case? Except more serious? So it’s nice. Made from bamboo or made locally or something. I don’t think bamboo grows here, so it has to be one or the other, not both.